Maxine & Martha
*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating
it, anyway!
*Martha's Way*
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."
*Maxine's Way *
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"
*Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
*Maxine's Way *
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust so I don't.
*Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
*Maxine's Way *
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
*Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*Maxine's Way *
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
*Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
*Maxine's Way *
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!!
